caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

It’s because the ratio of candy coating to chocolate is higher.

i slept over at my boyfriend’s house and he woke up with morning wood, he told me he would make it go down so he sang kanye west and it worked

i am legit serious

sirgaysalot:

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

STOP

READ THIS POST

ACCEPT IT’S TRUTH AND USE IT TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

CONTINUE

nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.

Hif.

(Source: nerdachecakes)

how do you go about tipping your drug dealer?